Hot Ninja Moon Moon is as much fun as strangling a batch of cuddly puppies while your girlfriend watches on in horror, hoping that someone will come along soon and respond to her cries for help. Yes, it's that good. The game is a reboot of a 2008 title by the same name. It's essentially a throw back to the Ninja Gaiden style of gameplay. You jump, miss the jump, then jump again. You do this 100 times, then you scream and punch holes in the wall. If you're lucky, you'll eventually make that jump and miss the one right after it, only to start over from the jump that you enjoyed so much to begin with.
The game isn't all puppy murder and wall fisting though. There's actually some sort of collecting involved too. Odd, donut shaped coins wait for you at the far corners of the screen, just begging for you to make it across that cavern of doom to touch them and stuff them in your bag. What's the point of collecting these golden poke holes? I have no clue, but I know I want them.
Graphics: Retro
Music: More retro
Gameplay: Super retro
Funfactor: Retrotastic!
Get the game here: Newgrounds
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